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School Spirit (Skit 1)[DeRay Davis:]Now beat that! And your mother's saying "Go to college" So you finish college and it's wonderful You feel so good And after all the partying and craziness And don't forget about that drug habit you picked up at school being around your peers Hey! Now you'll get that 25-thous job a year And you'll spend all your money on crack cocaine But, it'll be your money No more borrowing from mom for my high! So now you get your degree tattooed on your back you're so excited about it If you continue to work at the Gap, after several interviews, oh my God You'll come in at a entry-level position And when you do that If you kiss enough ass You'll move up to the next level Which is being a secretary's secretary And boy is that great You get to take messages for the secretary Who never went to college She's actually the boss's niece! So now you're part of the family You know what college does for you? It makes you really smart, man All you kids want to talk in the back of the class Not me, I listened OK? I was a hall monitor This was meant to be You know how many classes I took? Extra classes, extra classes No, I've never had sex But you know what? My degree keeps me satisfied When a lady walks up to me and says "Hey, you know what's sexy?" I say no, I don't know what it is But I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast |