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Ping Pong Girl[Josh & band:]Whoa Yeah Okaaay Hey! Whoa Bros Beer Sports! [Josh:] When she walked into the ping pong hall Casually tossing a ping pong ball I could tell she's the most perfect girl who's ever existed [Band:] Dude! [Josh:] Oh man, look at her pong that ping When she plays she doesn't care if anyone's watching She does it for herself, and that puts my fears to rest [Band:] Bro! [Josh:] After each rally, she chugs beer instead of water She's so aloof it borders on cold And that's what makes me want her! Ping pong girl She's so independent This fantasy beats out flight attendant She's playing ping pong on her own terms So I'm the pursuer! [Band:] Pursuer [Josh:] Ping pong girl Her forehand is a jet stream And her backhand's right out of a sex dream And that's the best messy bun I'd ever seen in the world My p-p-ping-pong girl Girl Girl Dudes sing these kinds of songs! Whoa Bro Sega Jock itch! When she serves the ball, look how she throws it She's so hot but she doesn't know it She probably just found that outfit laying around [Band:] (Like in the trash!) [Josh:] Look at her skill on the ping-pong...uh, court? Nothing's hotter than a chick who's good at sports! Whoa! she scored a thousand points! I think I love her [Band:] That's a lot of points! [Josh:] Ping pong shows that she has control over her body But it doesn't threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey! Ping-pong girl She's like Serena or Venus! Just watching her swing affects my penis You know us dudes We love to talk about our penises [Band:] Our penises [Josh:] Ping pong girl She is so indifferent It makes me want a tangible commitment She and I should give a 30-year mortgage a whirl! My p-p-ping pong girl [Josh & band:] Girl Girl Girl Marriage! Girl Girl Let's share a Costco card! |