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We Tapped That Ass[Josh:]I banged you here And on this couch In the doorway On every stair [Greg:] I nailed you there And on this chair The hallway [Both:] We tapped that ass all over this house [Greg:] Sometimes him, sometimes me [Josh:] Though never simultaneously [Greg:] But one of us was hittin' it, usually [Both:] We tapped that ass all over this house You'll never escape us 'Cause we live in your head Just two swell dudes that you screwed [Greg:] Here [Josh:] And here [Greg:] And here [Josh:] And there [Both:] And even occasionally in your bed [Josh:] That bed is really uncomfortable [Greg:] Right? it's like a prison cot [Josh:] On the stove [Greg:] Over the sink [Josh:] And sort of in the fridge One time I think [Greg:] And then we hit the back patio [Josh:] That's where we hit your back pati.. Oh! [Both:] We tapped that ass all over this house How many times did we tap that behind? [Greg:] Well, let's estimate [Josh:] On an average day, I would have to say Mmm... a-5, 6, 7, 8! [Greg:] What? too cheeky? [Josh:] Hey, does this ring a bell? (Sung) "A little to the left..." [Greg:] "Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right..." [Josh:] "Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left..." [Greg:] "Right there! right there!" [Josh:] "Wait, no, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself!" [Greg:] Barkeep, what's on tap? [Rebecca:] It's me, and my ass [Greg:] Ooh, sounds refreshing! [Josh:] On the table you were willing and able [Greg:] On the ottoman You took a lotta man [Josh:] And on the safe in the closet I made a deposit [Xander:] I also tapped that ass all over this house! [Josh:] Let's wrap this up with a big finish! [Greg:] But where should we finish? [Rebecca:] Please not on my chest... no, you'll scratch it! [Greg:] On the accent wall [Josh:] On the bathroom floor [Greg:] You didn't care where [Josh:] You just wanted more [Both:] How much more tappin' could one ass endure? We tapped that ass (tapped that ass) We tapped that ass (tapped that ass) We tapped that ass all over this house! |