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P.O.S.T.E.DThe smallest rackOn his wall dry scored 192" He's got Merriams, Easterns Rios and the kind that's blue Sittin' by a cinnamon black bear Mounted up there in a tree Trying to swat a pissed off hive Full of big wild honey bees Ringnecks, Redheads, Grouse and Partridge T-Rex sized snow geese and pintails They all fell when they ran into his cartridge His living room looked like the holy hunting grail So one day I begged my uncle To teach me what to do When we got back in the timber He said if I was you I'd go Past that fence row Out there where it's posted Ain't no better place you could be Read them letters out loud to me "P-O-S-T-E-D" P.lenty O.f S.quirrels T.urkey E.ven D.eer Just find you a sign like this one here Sit tight and stay posted I said uncle you must be smoking I understand what trespassing means Quit joking; I ain't walking through some farmers field of beans He said, boy, if you wanna get the big one then you gotta be where he'll be If you don't get caught then it ain't illegal if your asking me go... Out there where it's posted Ain't no better place you could be Read them letters out loud to me "P-O-S-T-E-D" P.lenty O.f S.quirrels T.urkey E.ven D.eer Just find you a sign like this one here Then go past where it's posted That spot was real good for awhile Centerfold of field and stream But one day I crossed that barbed wire And ran into the man in green Now I don't go Past that fence row Out there where it's posted That's one place that I won't be My uncles doing six , I got three P-O-S-T-E-D P.lenty O.f S.quirrels T.urkey E.ven D.eer Y'all take my advice or wind up here Waiting for your bail to be posted Posted |