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Mutha'uckas - Hurt Feelings (Live in London)Too many mutha'uckas, 'uckin with my shitToo many mutha'uckas, 'uckin with my shit Too many mutha'uckas, 'uckin with my shit How many mutha'uckas, too many to count, mutha'uckas I pay my mutha'uckin rent fortnightly Mutha'uckas at the bank tryna play me And the man from my account goes out on A.P On A.P., yeah you know me Those mutha'uckas charge a two buck transaction fee Makes my payment short, my rent comes back to me Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty, so you'll fee me 'Cause of your mutha'uckin fee I read the word on my ATM slip Said we're all mutha'uckas And we're 'uckin with your shit So come on The muthaucka runs a racist uckin grocery The muthaucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi The fight's gonna get vicious and malicious Cut the cra', I need my red delicious Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid Gonna dice the m-... like a... fruit salad Mango! Papaya! Avocado Tomato Then... and then when you And you... And you take a... Me I pop an apple in his ass yeah Too many mutha'uckas, 'uckin with my shit He's gonna wake up in a smoothie Too many mutha'uckas, 'uckin with my shit Stone cold priced mutha'uckas Too many mutha'uckas, 'uckin with my shit Yeah, yeah, come on How many mutha'uckas, too many to count, mutha'uckas I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings A lot of people think that rappers don't have feelings But the hip-hoppopotamus and the rhyme-nocerus have feelings It hurts our feelings when you suggest that we don't have feelings I make a meal for my friends, try to make it delicious Try to keep it nutritious, creating wonderful dishes But not one of those mutha'udges thinks about how I feel Because not one mutha-ucka compliments my meal And I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings I spent a long time on that casserole, as a whole I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings Why don't you take these profiteroles And put them up your shitty holes, hey Here's a little story bring a tear to your eye I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba-dive But every suit I tried was too big around my thighs The assistant suggested I try a ladies size Well I got hurt feelings I got hurt feelings I'm not gonna wear a ladies' wetsuit No, I am a man Yeah I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings Why don't you get me a small man's wetsuit, bitch We're talking 'bout my birthday, the year 2003 And I'm waiting for a phonecall from my family It's 12:23, they forgot about me And I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings The day after my birthday's not my birthday mum Thanks for the message I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings It's your birthday We gonna party like your mum forgot your birthday Well I call all my friends, say "Let's go into town" But they're all too busy to go into town So I go by myself, I go into town Then I see all my friends, yeah they all in town Yeah they all drive past in Simon's car So I followed them down to the cinema Yeah well seeing them without me, it breaks my heart When they go to watch that movie, Dirty Grandpa 'Cause they know I love the work of Robert De Niro They know Zac Efron is a personal hero They know I suffer from chronic FOMO It's all 'bout the movie I sent them promo I've got hurt feelings I've got hurt feelings Have you ever been told that your arse is too big? Have you ever been asked if your hair is a wig? Have you ever been told you're mediocre in bed? Have you ever been described as having a weird-shaped head? Have your friends ever forgotten you and driven away? Yes they have, they forgot about J Were you ever homo 'cause at school you took drama? Have you ever been told that you look like a llama? Tears of a rapper These are the tears of a rapper falling down I'm crying tears of a rapper These are the tears of a rapper falling down 'Cause the diamond tears of a rapper, golden tears of a rapper These are the tears of a rapper falling down Titanium tears of a rapper These are the tears of a rapper falling down on you mutha'uckas |