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Happy Holidays, You BastardIt's Christmas Eve and I've only wrappedtwo fuckin' presents It's Christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents And I hate, hate, hate your guts I hate, hate, hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your Dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again. Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again. Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs It's Labor Day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs And he shit, shit, shit in pants He's always fuckin' shitin his pants And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again. Unless your mom'll touch my cock I'll never talk to you again. Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again |