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Excuse Me, That's My Brain You're Eating

Maudesley was a battered child
Aged 19, he killed a paedophile
They sent him away to Broadmoor
Thinking that he would be secured

Robert Maudsley is in solitary
He ate a man's brain
(he ate it with a spoon)
No-one knows the reason he did it
(maybe he didn't like the taste of prison food)

He killed a hostage in a room
And ate his brains with a spoon
Then Robert thought of a great new trick
He stabbed some prisoners in the neck

Now 28 years in a prison cell
Robert's in his own private hell
But the home office won't remit
Britain's most dangerous convict

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