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The HecklerThe Heckler heckles and he gibes and he jibesListen to him and you'll make mistakes He applauds when your guitar string breaks He's a heckler and he's out to get you Some say he's drunk and some say he's stoned He wants you deposed and dethroned A crank caller would've telephoned His aim is to upset you He rarely bites but he can really bark When those lights go out and that house gets dark I doubt that he can even double park But you know, boy, he sure can heckle And you're really in for a surprise When he comes backstage to apologize And to remind you he's just to of the guys Mr. Hyde and Dr. Jekyll The Heckler heckles and he gibes and he japes You start to listen to him and you're gonna make some mistakes He really hopes that your leg breaks He's a heckler and he's out to get you |