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Ass Like That (Explicit Version)The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing The way she moves she's like a belly-dancer She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams I think someone's at the door But I don't think I'mma answer Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean "freeze"? Please, I'm a human being, I have needs I'm not done, not 'til I'm finished peeing I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer I'm already on my knees I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee Yes, I make R&B, I sing song it go Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching Psych, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive For I am Triumph, the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet I can get away with anything I say and you will love it The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin' Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that Every time I see that show on MTV my pee-pee goes Doing, doing, doing Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums I go to the movies and sit down with my pop-corn Police saying "freeze" Doing doing doing What do you mean "freeze"? Geez, I just got my seat I have ticket, look, I put it away my zipper's zipped Please do not remove me from this movie theater please I did not even get to see Mary-Kate's shower scene I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene And don't treat me like I'm Pee-wee Herman, this movie's PG Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free Free, yes, free, right back on the streets What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy? I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man And I can say that and you'll laugh 'cause there's a puppet on my hand The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so I ain't never seen a butt like that Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing The way she moves she dances like a go-go In that video she sings, "Get out, you bozo. I need a new boyfriend." Hi. My name is JoJo. Police saying "freeze" Doing, doing, doing What do you mean "freeze"? My computers will be seized and my keys to my ranch I just bake cookies, Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of this Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this Nobody is safe from me, no not even me I don't even know if I can say the word "pee-pee", "pee" On the radio, but I think I did Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit Psych, I joke, I joke, I keed, I keed I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick Get to the chopper, everybody get out I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing So Gwen Stefani, will you pee-pee on me please? I ain't never seen an ass like that 'Cause the way you move it, you make my pee-pee go Doing, doing, doing What the fuck is wrong with you? |