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Little Miss Muffet

LITTLE MISS MUFFET, SAT ON A TUFFET
EATING HER CURDS AND WHEY

ALONG CAME A SPIDER
WHO SAT DOWN BESIDE HER
AND FRIGHTENED LITTLE MISS MUFFET TO DEATH

AND SO THE SPIDER, SAID TO MISS MUFFET
I HAVE NECROTIZING VENOM IN MY FANGS
AND PLEASE DON'T STRUGGLE, WHEN I BITE YOU
I DON'T LIKE TO BE INCONVENIENCED

AND SO THE SPIDER BIT MISS MUFFET
ON HER CHEEK JUST UNDER HER EYE

AND WITHIN MINUTES, HER CHEEK BEGAN TO BOIL
IT STARTED FIZZING A PUSSISH GOOOP
HER EYEBALL SWELLING,AND READY TO POP
SHE BEGGED TO THE SPIDER, PLEASE STOP!

HAHAHAHAHA

AND THE SPIDER BIT HER AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN... HAHAHAHAH

LITTLE MISS MUFFET, DEAD ON A TUFFET
LITTLE MISS MUFFET, DEAD ON A TUFFET
LITTLE MISS MUFFET, DEAD ON A TUFFET

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