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The Doctors & Nurses Knew He Was LyingA MAN WENT TO THE EMERGENCY WARDWITH A BOTTLE OF SAUCE STUCK IN HIS BUM WHEN ASKED HOW IT GOT THERE, HE EXPLAINED IT WAS AN ACCIDENT THE DOCTORS AND NURSES KNEW HE WAS LYING BECAUSE THE BOTTLE HAD LUBRICANT THE DOCTORS AND NURSES KNEW HE WAS LYING BECAUSE THE BOTTLE HAD LUBRICANT A WOMAN WENT TO THE EMERGENCY WARD WITH A CUCUMBER LODGED IN HER CUNT WHEN ASKED HOW IT GOT THERE, SHE EXPLAINED IT WAS AN ACCIDENT THE DOCTORS AND NURSES KNEW SHE WAS LYING BECAUSE THEY'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE THE DOCTORS AND NURSES KNEW SHE WAS LYING BECAUSE THEY'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE A MAN WENT TO THE EMERGENCY WARD WITH A PENCIL RAMMED DOWN HIS DICK WHEN ASKED HOW IT GOT THERE HE EXPLAINED IT WAS AN ACCIDENT THE DOCTORS AND NURSES KNEW HE WAS LYING BECAUSE A PENCIL SHOULDN'T FIT IN THERE! THE DOCTORS AND NURSES KNEW HE WAS LYING BECAUSE A PENCIL SHOULDN'T FIT IN THERE! |