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Why Oh Why Did My Toaster Die?I CANT LIVE WITH THIS PAIN, ITS DRIVING ME INSANEEVERY DAY I FEEL SO SAD, I JUST WISH I COULD DIE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CARRY ON, ITS ONLY YOU FOR WHICH I LONG I MISS OUR MOMENTS TOGETHER, SO I WROTE THIS SAD LOVE SONG WHY? WHY? DID MY TOASTER DIE, PLEASE WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHY SHE WAS WAY TO YOUNG TO GO, I NEVER TOLD HER I LOVED HER SO WHY? WHY? DID MY TOASTER DIE, PLEASE WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHY? SO I WENT TO A HOME WARES SHOP, TO TRY AND REPLACE YOU BUT TO NO AVAIL, YOUR MODEL IS NO LONGER ON SALE ALL THE OTHERS JUST CANT COMPETE THEY'RE ALL BENEATH YOUR RUBBER FEET WHO THE FUCK SELLS A TOASTER WITHOUT A CRUMPET SETTING??? CRUMPETS! MUFFINS! TOAST! POP TARTS! WHY? WHY? DID MY TOASTER DIE, PLEASE WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHY SHE WAS WAY TO YOUNG TO GO, I NEVER TOLD HER I LOVED HER SO WHY? WHY? DID MY TOASTER DIE, PLEASE WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHY? |