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My Cat[Refrain]My cat Cool cat Good cat Pussy cat [Verse 1] When I see him walking Makes no sense to me My cat is everywhere We watch him on TV [Pre-Chorus] My cat is amazing He can play the guitar He may not be an actor But he's a pussy superstar! [Refrain] My cat Cool cat [Verse 2] My cat is everywhere Sees what he can see He may not be an actor He acts atrociously [Pre-Chorus] My cat is amazing He can play the guitar He may not be an actor But he's a pussy superstar! [Chorus] My cat isn't crazy He's everything to me My cat burns the bible And he thinks it’s so funny He isn't very good He isn't very smart He may not be Picasso But he is a work of art [Bridge] (He hates me as much as I hate you) [Refrain] My cat Cool cat Good cat Pussy cat! [Verse 3] When I see him walking Makes no sense to me My cat is everywhere We watch him on TV [Pre-Chorus] My cat is amazing He can play the guitar He may not be an actor But he's a pussy superstar! [Chorus] My cat isn't crazy He's everything to me My cat burns the bible And he thinks it’s so funny He isn't very good He isn't very smart He may not be Picasso But he is a work of art [Outro] My cat is handsome He can play the guitar He can break my arm in seven places! He can eat a whole watermelon! My cat, my cat! |