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God's Got a Shit ListGod's got a shit list and I'm on itCouldn't get off it if I wanted to God's got a shit list - I'm on top God must be pissed, this shit don't stop God's got a list like Santa Claus My ass is on it just because I'm not naughty - I'm real nice God ain't checkin' that shit list twice God's got a shit list - can I get a witness? God'd got a shit list - I'm on top God's been pissed since I was born This shit all started on my first mornin' My mother held her new baby And said to God, "Dear Lord, why me?" When my father saw his kid He said, "Lord, was it somethin' that I did?" Form day one I've been on that list My whole damn life God's been pissed God's got a shit list - can I get a witness? God's got a shit list - I'm on top Every day I take a hit I'm in a shitstorm and it won't quit No wonder I do drugs and drink I saw God's shit list sure does stink God's got a shit list - can I get a witness? God's got a shit list - I'm on top My teeth are loose and my hair is thin I've bad breath and lousy skin Could say I'm under endowed All this shit should not be allowed You can run but you can't hide And don't think God is on your side 'Cause a good white man in the land of the free Takes it right in the nuts from God's own knee God's got a shit list - can I get a witness? God's got a shit list - I'm on top Sure is lonely up on top God knows when all this shit will stop If I go to Hell I might get free Or burn in shit for eternity It's just not right, it just ain't fair But it's God's shit list and he wants you there You can see Him pray in your beautiful robes But you're on God's shit list just like Job God's got a shit list - can I get a witness? God's got a shit list - I'm on top |