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Stronger BeerWe eat Smarties, you eat M&M'sAnd you think all our money looks pretend Ya, we got Bryan Adams, but, hey, you got Bruce Springsteen But we can drink in bars when we're just nineteen Yeah You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves But we got the best lake fishing you best believe (hell, yeah!) Yeah, you make fun of us 'cause we spell "colour" with a "U" You think you’re all that Mister Red, White and Blue We say "Eh?", you say "Y'all." Ya we both got pro football, 'cept we got bigger balls and a longer field, and one less down. We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure we watch all your TV You got stronger army down there, but, man, up here We got stronger beer You got Dunkin’ Donuts we got Timmy’s We got more land, but, bro, you got more cities You sure love the NFL, MLB and the NBA but to the great white North hockey is the only game We say "Eh?", you say "Y'all." Ya we both got pro football, 'cept we got bigger balls and a longer field, and one less down. We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure we watch all your TV You got stronger army down there, but, man, up here We got stronger beer So here's to you, my southern neighbor All kiddin' aside It takes me six beers to get pissed drunk, but for you it takes nine. Sucker! We say "Eh?", you say "Y'all." Ya we both got pro football, 'cept we got bigger balls and a longer field, and one less down. We say "zed", you say "zee" Sure we watch all your TV You got stronger army down there, but, man, up here We got stronger beer Yeah, we got got stronger beer! Whoa, we got stronger beer! Yeah, we do, baby |