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Let's Skip Christmas This YearLet's skip Christmas this yearDarling, what do you say? Can't we just let it slide Like it was any old day But with the money we save Well we can just disappear Before we both die of cheer Let's skip Christmas this year We'll stay out of the mall All the glam and the haste Just not deck the hall Or stuff food in our face We'll tell our family and friends That we still love them a ton But we've just taken ill And we won't be much fun Oh no don't send us a thing We're contagious, we fear Can't you imagine their sneer If we skip Christmas this year Now we may share DNA But we're not the same kind Let 'em bicker and fuss Let 'em drink themselves blind Let's skip Christmas this year Can't we sit this one out? Just pretend we don't know What all the fuss is about Dinner plates will be thrown Your drunk uncle will leer We don't belong in that sphere Let's skip Christmas this year I've had it up to my ears Let's skip Christmas this year |