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There Ain't No Sanity ClauseGibby's got the scabies now he's down on all foursHasn't helped his drumming, changed his hands for paws Afraid he's quarantined, means no more foreign tours Oh-ho, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Ace just got a visit from a guy named Drac Said he's from the blood bank, wants his ten pints back Singer's rather sickly, when it rains, it pours Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Did you expect that I would believe, The tale you told last Christmas Eve? About the man, the man who's fat and round Delivers gifts without a sound, ugh! (Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause) Here comes uncle Nick (Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause) Let's give him some stick (Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause) Here comes uncle Nick (Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause) Let's give him some stick Tracii's out of order 'cause he thinks he's Jaws Biting lady punters on the Norfolk Broads Johnny plays the bass, he's just debased, that's all Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause Oh, ho-ho-ho! |