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Keep the Grubs OutI'm the head of security at this establishment, sirAnd what I say goes And I'll have you know mate That people with your disgusting haircut Are not welcome on these premises We have a responsibility here for our patrons And we cannot risk their safety around vermin like you Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out I'm the manager at this venue, sir M-A-N-A-G-E-R And I've worked my arse off to ensure That my venue is the best venue in this small, pathetic town And I certainly don't need scum like you ruining that for me We've recently changed our house policy, mate It now states that anyone with a mullet is a thieving, violent, volatile thug We have a responsibility for our patrons here We don't want anyone to get hurt Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out Keep the grubs out We appreciate your understanding, sir Feel free to come back when you get a haircut |