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He's Dead JimPlease don't beam me down with Kirk, McCoy and Spockcause if you do, I know that I'll be dead by 1 o'clock Maybe I'll be vaporized or crushed beneath some granite Bones will look at Jim and say I'm just a doctor Dammit! I'm an extra - on Star Trek It's my break - on TV the fourth man in the landing crew It's the last you'll see of me Thy didn't ask me if I wanted to go and if they did - I would have told them NO Just because my shirt is red this doesn't have to be Everytime they beam down four they only beam back three I'm an extra - on Star Trek It's my break - on TV the fourth man in the landing crew It's the last you'll see of me So when they need men to beam down, don't be a volunteer Just stay up at the helm and help Sulu steer The Enterprise is much more fun when Scotty runs the crew So you beam down - I'll stay aboard and have some tribal stew I'm an extra - on Star Trek It's my break - on TV the fourth man in the landing crew It's the last you'll see of me! |